'Oy, Fred! C' mere and help!'

'Give her hell from us, Peeves.'
And Peeves... swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

In honor of my favorite comic duo.......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!!!!!!

'We've come to give you a bit of festive cheer before we go,' said Fred, with a mysterious wink. 'Come in here…'

'This, Harry, is the secret of our success,' said George, patting the parchment fondly.

'It's a wrench, giving it to you,' said Fred, 'but we decided last night, your need's greater than ours.'

'Anyway, we know it off by heart,' said George. 'We bequeath it to you. We don't really need it any more.''

And what do I need with a bit of old parchment?' said Harry.'A bit of old parchment!' said Fred, closing his eyes with a grimace, as though Harry had mortally offended him. 'Explain, George.'

'Well… when we were in our first year, Harry – young, carefree and innocent

–'Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.'

– well, more innocent than we are now

– we got into a pot of bother with Filch.''We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason

–''So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual –''– detention –''– disembowelment

– '…'This little beauty's taught us more than all the teachers in this school.
'Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs,' sighed George, patting the heading of the map. 'We owe them so much.'

'Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?' said Fred.

'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!' said Percy, going very red in the face. 'It was nothing personal!'

'It was,' Fred whispered to Harry, as they got up from the table. 'We sent it.'

'Hello, Harry,' said George, beaming at him. 'We thought we heard your dulcet tones.'

'You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out,' said Fred, also beaming. 'There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.'