Monday, August 24, 2009

Now, people... don't go all crazy here... this is a little story I got sent as an email. And in the interest of keeping with the "new" resolution of posting even when life is stressful and hectic and I'd rather curl up in a ball than post anything, I hereby give you this little funny "story"

SHOULD A CHILD WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?????

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The House was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom;

Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr- old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.......spank his butt again!

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1 comment:

Anette said...

*hahahahaha* Latterlig morsomt!!